1. In February, I accidentally gave Alex my adult cough medicine instead of his kid cough medicine. No wonder he slept through the night.
2. I put Alex's bike helmet on backwards all summer. In August, my sister came to visit and she pointed out the fact that his helmet was on backwards. Oh, I was wearing mine backwards too. All summer.
3. Alex was locked out of the school while I was in a meeting. In the winter. With snow on the ground. Temperature in the teens. In his stocking feet.
4. During a party, I forgot to feed my kid. We (the adults) were going to order pizza but the appetizers filled us (the adults) up so we (the adults) decided not to order food. At about 8, the kids started arguing and whining. We (the adults) realized the kids were starving.
Not A Contraceptive
7 months ago
